Age: 34 Location: Vermont Member since: 2008 Embarrassing story: I surprised my five year old daughter with a stuffed dinosaur. She named it “Horny”. I got a call from the principal after she brought to kindergarten for show and tell. FLACCID PENIS SEEKS VAGINAL DRYNESS is a forum for anyone who identifies as sexually dysfunctional, whether it be physical, psychological or social. All users are asked to provide their age, location and an embarrassing story to keep them honest. Do you have your own embarrassing story? Tell us about it! The best story wins a free ticket!