Age: 34 Location: Chicago User since: 2008 Embarrassing Story: I was elected to tell our elderly boss “tossing the salad” is not a euphemism for brainstorming. He didn’t believe me. Guess we’ll keep tossing the salad every Tuesday. FLACCID PENIS SEEKS VAGINAL DRYNESS is a forum for anyone who identifies as sexually dysfunctional, whether it be physical, psychological or social. All users are asked to provide their age, location and an embarrassing story to keep them honest. Do you have your own embarrassing story? Tell us about it! The best story wins a free ticket!